…getting ready to cross it off my list…
I now pronounce you, husband and husband…
NO! I have not decided to deck myself out in the colors of the rainbow, run off to New York with an extraordinarily good-looking South American man and get married.
BETTER! I have decided that I am going to marry MYSELF.
Why wouldn’t I?
Who understands me better than myself? ME.
Who knows me better than myself? ME.
Who will always love me no matter what? ME.
Who will stick by my side and encourage me to succeed at everything I do? ME.
ME. ME. ME. It’s not that im narcissistic, it’s that I’ve figured that loving another individual involves too many complications, betrayal, deceit, heartbreak…the list goes on forever. So I will avoid it all and put a ring on MY own finger. See you all at the wedding!
Welcome to our society. You will be judged on what you wear, what you look like, how you act, and your imperfections. Enjoy your stay.



